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The ghost of a masturbating ape haunts the hallways of a grand country estate in Dorset

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 4:12 pm
by Matt
Somehow we missed this sinister simian, priapic primate at the time

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1568415/t ... in-dorset/
The estate’s motto was ‘He who looks at Martyn's ape, Martyn's ape will look at him'.

Re: The ghost of a masturbating ape haunts the hallways of a grand country estate in Dorset

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:53 pm
by Tony.Williams
:shock: :???: :roll:

Re: The ghost of a masturbating ape haunts the hallways of a grand country estate in Dorset

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 10:15 pm
by chaggle
Haven't read The Sun for years. Nice to see the style hasn't changed too much. Their headlines and
the likes of Spanking Spook, Pervy Primate and Saucy Spectre are legendary.