I’ve been called all sorts of things as a MP; a fool, a cretin, a moron, a half-wit, a dunce, a simpleton, a dimwit, a dummy, a jackass, a pea-brain, a dipstick, a donkey, a numpty, a muppet, a plonker, a berk, a prat, a wally, a knobhead and that’s just from Margaret Thatcher.
