Topical limerics.
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Fox not Trusted with Chicken
The EU gave Liam a kickin
About chlorination of chicken
Which Brussels forbids
But Fox reckons kids
Will find chlorine sauce finger-lickin.
The EU gave Liam a kickin
About chlorination of chicken
Which Brussels forbids
But Fox reckons kids
Will find chlorine sauce finger-lickin.
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The longest word anyone knows is
A monster I sadly suppose is
One nobody can
Conceivably scan
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis.
Yep. Twitmericks again.
A monster I sadly suppose is
One nobody can
Conceivably scan
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis.
Yep. Twitmericks again.
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Hunt Sabotaged
A learned professor named Hawking
Provoked ministerial squawking
From Jeremy Hunt,
Creating affront
By showing what crap he’s been talking.
A learned professor named Hawking
Provoked ministerial squawking
From Jeremy Hunt,
Creating affront
By showing what crap he’s been talking.
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Ain’t That a Shame
Farewell to an artist whose name
Is in rock n roll’s hall of fame
Who once found a thrill
On Blueberry Hill
Fats Domino: Ain’t That a Shame.
Farewell to an artist whose name
Is in rock n roll’s hall of fame
Who once found a thrill
On Blueberry Hill
Fats Domino: Ain’t That a Shame.
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A chap from Korea named Kim
Called Donald decrepit and dim
Said Trump in retort:
“He’s fat and he’s short
But I’m never rude about him!”
Called Donald decrepit and dim
Said Trump in retort:
“He’s fat and he’s short
But I’m never rude about him!”
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It's a couple of days old, but there does not seem to have been too much change.
As Britain negotiates Brexit,
The border continues to vexit.
With May’s coalition
In fragile condition
This could be the issue that fexit.
As Britain negotiates Brexit,
The border continues to vexit.
With May’s coalition
In fragile condition
This could be the issue that fexit.
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United States President Trump,
Whose words are produced from his rump,
Was rude about Haitians
And African nations
And branded south London a dump.
Whose words are produced from his rump,
Was rude about Haitians
And African nations
And branded south London a dump.
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I liked the response: "Haitians don't want an apology, just a lock of his hair"
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South West London is the dump not South East London, which is spectacular
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Where once people fought for their bread,
They riot for hazelnut spread;
Marie Antoinette
Might well declare: “Let..
Them eat peanut butter instead”.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/ ... ed-nutella
They riot for hazelnut spread;
Marie Antoinette
Might well declare: “Let..
Them eat peanut butter instead”.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/ ... ed-nutella
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We know 13 Russians played roles
In hacking American polls
To badmouth and pillory
Candidate Hillary,
But who was controlling the trolls?
In hacking American polls
To badmouth and pillory
Candidate Hillary,
But who was controlling the trolls?
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The reason why Donald sacked Rex
Is probably not that complex.
He had an idea
About North Korea
Which none of his staffers respex.
Is probably not that complex.
He had an idea
About North Korea
Which none of his staffers respex.
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Some cops lost a big stash of pot
Then argued that mice ate the lot.
The judge said ‘So why
Are said mice not high?
You may be on drugs but I’m not!’
Then argued that mice ate the lot.
The judge said ‘So why
Are said mice not high?
You may be on drugs but I’m not!’
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The Tory MP Amber Rudd
Whose name is increasingly mudd
Protects Mrs May
But day after day
Her statements turn out to be crudd.
Whose name is increasingly mudd
Protects Mrs May
But day after day
Her statements turn out to be crudd.