Topical limerics.

[bindeweede]

Mick Twister‏ @twitmericks

Ex-leader of UKIP Paul Nuttall
Whose campaign was not very suttall
Has now had to quit
Because he was shit
As shown by the voters' rebuttall.

[chaggle]

A rotten PM called Theresa
was stuffed by some socialist geezer
she was helped by the DUP
and refused to give up
until stabbed in the back just like Caesar.

[Ketchup]

She thought she could do it with DUP
who offered a treacherous cup
but taking a bribe
from Paisley's old tribe
will do nothing but f--- it all up

They thought he was boring
and Labour was snoring
but the bearded one never gave up
Now the country is waiting
cos people are hating
A fanatic-run UK by DUP

Now the blonde one is readying his feet
to jump into Teresa May's seat
But oh what a clown
he will bring them all down
and seal off the Tories' defeat.

[polomint38]

Whilst sub-navigating the Tropics
I wrote of my favourite topics
I typed that I'd seen
A Chameleon turn green
There was nothing I did that could stop it.

[Croydon13013]

Whilst sub-navigating the Tropics
I wrote of my favourite topics
I typed that I'd seen
A Chameleon turn green
There was nothing I did that could stop it.

Topical, not Tropical. :ro

[chaggle]

Whilst sub-navigating the Tropics
I wrote of my favourite topics
I typed that I'd seen
A Chameleon turn green
There was nothing I did that could stop it.

Topical, not Tropical. :ro

Ah! Right - got it.

[bindeweede]

There once was a woman named May

Who threw an election away

She lost her majority

And has no authority

How long can she honestly stay?

[bindeweede]

An old Labour man with a beard

Conservative media smeared

Got more folks elected

Than pollsters expected

And some in his own party feared.

[bindeweede]

The Queen’s Speech Condensed


“My Government wanted to table/

More bills but is sadly unable;/

The measures set out/

Remove any doubt/

It’s not strong, and nor is it stable”.

[bindeweede]

There once was an old Doctor who

On dying, became someone new;

One day she awoke,

No longer a bloke,

Cos women can be Doctors too.

[Matt]

Ooh that's too good not to steal...

[bindeweede]

There was a lascivious copper

Whose conduct was rather improper

When women got bare

He’d film from the air

With one hand controlling his chopper.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/201 ... court-told

[Tony.Williams]

Where are you getting these from?

[bindeweede]

Where are you getting these from?

There's a bit of a clue further up the thread, Tony. :)

[Tony.Williams]

Ah, right....