A leopard has been spotted prowling in Croydon's undergrowth

[Croydon13013]

http://www.thisiscroydontoday.co.uk/Leo ... story.html

The idiot "journalist" who wrote this article seems to be unaware of the 50+ year history of the "Surrey Puma". Often "seen" in the South Croydon area, never before at Croydon Airport. The Airport is now an industrial estate, the idea of big cats living there is even more stupid than most of the places that big cats are claimed to have been sighted.

I suppose a "cat flap" is inevitable in the wake of the Essex Lion nonsense.

[Tony Williams]

I thought leopards came ready-spotted?

[bindeweede]

http://www.thisiscroydontoday.co.uk/Leo ... story.html

I suppose a "cat flap" is inevitable in the wake of the Essex Lion nonsense.

But what about the Essex Unicorn??

http://newsthump.com/2012/08/29/essex-p ... of-a-goat/

[Tinkerbell]

I thought leopards came ready-spotted?

[Croydon13013]

I thought leopards came ready-spotted?

Not the ones that live in my undergrowth. . .

[panama]

I thought leopards came ready-spotted?

Not the ones that live in my undergrowth. . .

Has someone been exploring your undergrowth? On second thoughts keep that to yourself, Bob. :-o

[chaggle]

There is a tiger in our village. It's been seen walking around the streets.

[smudge]

There is a tiger in our village. It's been seen walking around the streets.

Have you considered selling Tiger repellant amulets in your bar Chaggle?
Could be a nice little side line.....

[chaggle]

There is a tiger in our village. It's been seen walking around the streets.

Have you considered selling Tiger repellant amulets in your bar Chaggle?
Could be a nice little side line.....

Unfortunately the bar is no more - too much like hard work for bugger-all reward. I'm missing it a bit to be honest. Anyway - here is the tiger...

[smudge]

Hmm....
Richard Parker he ain't!
(pause to see if anyone else has read relevant novel)

Cute though...

[polomint38]

http://www.thisiscroydontoday.co.uk/Leo ... story.html

I suppose a "cat flap" is inevitable in the wake of the Essex Lion nonsense.

But what about the Essex Unicorn??

http://newsthump.com/2012/08/29/essex-p ... of-a-goat/

and a slightly strange old man who swears he used to ride unicorns through the forest when he was a boy.

That's where Bob got to!

[Tinkerbell]

There is a tiger in our village. It's been seen walking around the streets.

Have you considered selling Tiger repellant amulets in your bar Chaggle?
Could be a nice little side line.....

Unfortunately the bar is no more - too much like hard work for bugger-all reward. I'm missing it a bit to be honest. Anyway - here is the tiger...

Chaggle, WHY haven't I seen the big kitty?!
And we are ALL missing your bar. Please re-open immediately!